What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What are the core beliefs of liberalism and conservatism? Can you provide a list of defining characteristics for each side?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I am interested in gang stalking tactics. How do covert agents use street theater and false narratives to torment targeted individuals?

Sure no problem officer.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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